Friday, November 7, 2008

Gonna Be a BEAR

In this life, I’m a Woman.
In my next life,
I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate,
you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear,
you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you are sleeping.
And you wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a momma bear,
everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line,
you swat them too.
Oh I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear,
Your mate expects you to wake up growling
He expects you to have hairy legs
and excess body fat.

YEP, gonna be a bear!

I received this several years ago from a friend. I do not know the author...so if any of you do... please tell me and I will credit it to them. However, I love it!

I am sharing this with the ladies here on Saturday morning, and thought you might enjoy it too.
(Certainly not my text LOL... just a "funny" to share!)

Have a great day!


7 comments:

A Stone Gatherer said...

Me too! I want to be a bear! Actually by reading this I already am at times!

Tammy said...

I want to be a bear too!

Kelly Ellison said...

I love it! I think I need to change my blog name to Mama Bear:). Praying for you and Bro Hal today. I know that marraiges will be brought closer to the Lord and revived as you allow Him to speak through you today.

Laurie Ann said...

I love it!!!! I wanna be a bear!

Jenifer said...

Hairy legs and eating yourself stupid- I'm definitely gonna be a bear. This is too cute!

Blessings,
Jenifer

Fran said...

Sounds like many of us want to be a bear! :)
Hugs,
Fran

Gayle @ thewestiecrew said...

I meet most of those qualifications, well except the walnut babies (what's up with THAT?!), and I've always said I'm part bear...so this solidifies it.